It’s an age-old problem. You want to have a room with a Star Wars theme, and your spouse tells you that it isn’t �classy� enough. There are those who might argue the definition of classy, but not you. No, you know exactly what you need, something that clearly shows that you’re a sophisticated geek. You need the Star Wars Imperial Wallpaper.

From a distance, one might think that you’ve decided to cover your wall in some nice vintage Victorian-era wallpaper. However, closer inspection will reveal the busts of Darth Vader, Boba Fett, a stormtrooper and a snowtrooper. These aren’t just flat pieces of wallpaper, either. The busts are actually textured, to provide that authentic antique feel. Unfortunately a single 27� x 180� roll will set you back a whopping $120. I don’t even want to know how much it would cost to cover my office with this fancy paper.