Hmm, well this surely does take the proverbial biscuit and cake. Nintendo has apparently hired a bunch of kids to go around advertising its products in several large US cities. The truly sad part is that each child will be expected to wear ‘a 15-inch flat-screen TV on [their] chest and a pack of batteries on [their] back’.

So how on earth are these poor youths expected to go back to school next term and look their fellow pupils in the eye with any confidence, eh? Sheesh, they’ll be pulverised! Oh well, I suppose they’ll be laughing all the way to their paychecks.