Everyone knows that diamonds are a man’s best friend, and that they last forever. But did you know there’s a planet called 55 Cancri, which is twice the size of earth and eight times heavier which is supposed to be at least 1/3 made up of diamonds? Nope, we didn’t either. Now that’s what you call bling. For those of us with more modest ambitions, we’ve got a little something for you to chew on. Not literally of course.

Accoutrements World’s Largest Diamond is 3.8 kg worth of glass replica diamond which will certainly not be worth its weight in carats. Silica maybe, but carats not. It comes in at an impressive 8 x 8 inches and needs a stand to hold it up.

We think it’s the perfect way to tell your better half how much you love them, without actually having to sell the house first. Of course you may think that $199.99 is still a little on the pricey side, but who are we to comment on the subtle strength of your relationship?