Listen, if you need one of these 10 Port USB Charging Stations, then you’re in some sort of serious gadget trouble. Don’t care how much you claim you’re just doing it to help the family out, we know the truth. Fact is you can’t stay away right? Obsessed. Well you need to get help dude, before it spirals out of control and you find yourself scoring Duracells down the Fry’s parking lot at midnight.

The 126×80 cm black box comes with full over-voltage and over-current protection, supports hot-swapping (what you’ve got even MORE gadgets need chargin’?) and even features itty bitty blue LED lights to show you when all that lovely expensive juice is flowing into your addiction. It also protects against leakage and short circuit issues. Kind of reassuring, don’t you think?

Anyway, we’re not going to point any more fingers, you know who you are, and all we’re saying is it’s probably time to get some help. But while you’re waiting for the appointment to come round, would you mind slipping our phone on charge for a while, we’re running kind of low today? Thanks. Priced at $50.00.