The Labtec Dialog LVA-5501. Not sure how new this is, but in this VoIP, talk talk, gamer dude era the idea sits well. A little box that lets you use the same headset for both your normal phone calls and for your computer audio/voice work. Priced aggressively too at just $24.95.  Connect a single headset to your phone and computer. The Dialog series combines telephone and Internet communications in a single, easy-to-use headset system, ideal for hands-free telephone communication, Internet…

The DG420 DigiSender Control Zentrum wirefree video system. Two remote controls, 4 SCART sockets and a serious number of A/V inputs allow you to distribute, copy and remote control all your audio/visual goodness anywhere in your massive mansion. At last you can watch Desperate Housewives upstairs in bed, while your other half watches England losing to Sweden again on the main telly set downstairs. Around £185.00.

Yo, s’up? Don’t bling me dis, or bling me dat when I’m packin’ a Ceres Diamond Tester, bro’. It’ll test yo’ glittery glass an’ give me the runna on dat stunna on da spot. Know wot I mean?  Portable thermal-conductivity unit in black housing, intended solely for differentiation between natural diamond, Cubic Zirconia, and common diamond simulants. Operates on three AAA nickel-cadmium rechargeable batteries or on wall adaptor.

The Uni-Ball Signo Bit 0.18. $2.50. Apparently there’s a pen war going on in Japan, and this pen is winning. Why? Well it has a tip which is the thickness of two human hairs and is teeny enough to inscribe an opus on a grain of rice. What I want to know is how the company developed the super thin ink to go with it. [Thanks Tim] 

The ClearSounds Wake & Shake Alarm Clock. Look, if the 95 dB alarm doesn’t rouse you, the flashing strobe light piercing through the eyelids or the vibrating pillow pad, then sorry chum, you’re probably dead. $57.95.  In addition, the Wake & Shake can be used as a phone ring signaler so you never miss a call. This unique feature allows you to plug into the wall jack for telephone ring signaling. With the Wake & Shake Alarm Clock, you’ll live…

The Ston-O-Max Turbo Body Toner. NASA designed the motor, Mother Nature designed the abs, Dominos designed the pizza. Party on! $199.95.  The NASA-designed motor sends powerful sonic waves to the fat, causing your body’s natural processes to step up and burn the fat, contract the muscle and reduce the pain…With the Ston-O-Max, your body will receive more oxygen to your muscles. To handle that extra oxygen, your veins and capillaries expand, letting in not only more oxygen, but also more…