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Bizarre May 9, 2005 posted by

Bare chicken, can might.

Moving right along, it’s probably fair to say that the Beer-Can Chicken Roaster is something that could only – and we repeat only – come from Australia. Land of the Frozen Wombat Lolly and Black Widow XXXX Pie. OK, so we made the last stuff up, but you get the idea. And let’s spend a few moments quietly with head bowed in respect for the poor old chuckie, eh? A$19.95.  We’ve gotta admit, when we first laid eyes on this…


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Bizarre May 9, 2005 posted by

Vivid-section?

Vivid Color. How about synchronizing your pets with your favorite colors? I’m sorry, I’ll read that again. How about synchronizing your pets with your favorite……? Flabber. [Thanks NumL]  A beautiful variety of infinite colors and brightness can be generated by blending the pet’s original hair color with new colors, making the pet’s image more impressive and harmonious with your desires! Enjoy the color design system that satisfies your pet-loving sensitivity!


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Bizarre May 4, 2005 posted by

Ugly motor.

Apparently the Aurora is considered to be the world’s ugliest car. Hmm..kind of makes sense really, doesn’t it? [Thanks RJ]  A bizarre car that has been dubbed the ‘ugliest automobile in the world’ is today back on the road 50 years after its launch. The unique Aurora, a 19 feet long monster that was built by an eccentric New York priest as the ultimate safety vehicle, is now turning heads again. Father Alfred Juliano bankrupted himself creating the prototype, which remained…


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Bizarre May 2, 2005 posted by

Fix the pig.

Er..Bacon Strip Bandages. Look we have no idea how this stuff gets invented, we’re just thankful it’s not us who’ve gotta sell it. $4.95 a box. [Thanks numlok]  Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible healing power of a designer bandage…Each comes in a 3-3/4″ tall metal pocket tin and contains a small plastic trinket to help make even the touchiest owies feel all better in no time. The 3″ x 1″ Bacon Strips are cut to…


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Bizarre May 2, 2005 posted by

Pawn shop auction.

The Pawn Shop Auction. Clearly just started, with a solitary – sniff – Sony Walkman in the Electronics category. I post this out of sympathy with a start up, rather than any real hope that the venture will lift off. Ah well, such is the dog eat eBay nature of the online auction arena. And guys, get a real logo, eh?  Pawnshop Auction Network provides a subscription based web site that allows Pawnshops to list as many items as they would like…


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Bizarre April 28, 2005 posted by

Talk show radio.

How interesting to you would a Talking Radio be? One where a little character on the front mouthed all the audio you heard? Would it be interesting? Would it? Hmm…suppose it might make Avril Lavigne slightly more palatable. But then again…


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Bizarre April 21, 2005 posted by

The Prancing Pony Pickup.

1984 Custom Built Toyota Ferrari Testarossa Pick-Up. Hmm…a Toyota Ferrari pickup. Is that like a Gucci Walmart egg slicer? Anyway it didn’t meet the reserve last time, despite a $10,500 bid, so who knows, it’s probably still waiting for your loving arms. And wallet.    The Lower Front Grill is Off An Actual Ferrari Testarossa, Made To Fit Perfectly On This Truck. Marmitte/Ansa Ferrari Exhaust System with Quad Outlets…Custom Built Chrome Ferrari Two-Piece Wheels. Authentic Ferrari Emblems. The Tailgate Has A…


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Bizarre April 18, 2005 posted by

Wash and shine.

The XL15–1P Shoe Washer. Because apparently out East your shoes can never be *too* clean. Know what I mean? And aren’t those little fake laces the cutest….[That’s enough – Ed]  


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Bizarre April 6, 2005 posted by

Fantasy furnitures.

Fantasy Chairs. We mention this only because it is possibly the first Open Source furniture manufacturing process protected under a Creative Commons license. Kind of egalitarian, s’pose. Glean more at Not Sucky.  Okay, so this whole thing may be a little confusing. Basically we are a custom manufacturer based on the Open Source Design, or known as the “Open Design” movement. We are also an idea enabler and we make a mean cappuccino for two o’clock tea time. The Fantasy…


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Bizarre April 6, 2005 posted by

Trashcade.

Trashcade. The cardboard arcade cabinet. Whatever floats yer boat, dude.  Raid the nearest dumpster to get some suitable boxes. Look for sturdy, clean, intact boxes that don’t smell too bad. Get as many as you can cram into your car. You can’t really be sure how many you’ll need for a nice cabinet.


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Bizarre April 1, 2005 posted by

Email 2 aliens?

Well it’s either genius, insanity or exploitation, but the Talk to Aliens service is now offering to beam your email message into space. Like, let’s hope that they’re all using Outlook Express out there, right? For just $19.95. The Ferret has composed one. It says, ‘please don’t hurt us, we can’t help being stupid!’  Yes, now you can send an e-mail into the deepest reaches of space! And, for a limited time, we’ll give you a FREE “Certificate of Interstellar…


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Bizarre March 17, 2005 posted by

Fantasy figure.

The Deluxe Loose Action Figure Display Case. When your action figures are just too numerous to house in cookie tins. Hans, meet Solo. $28.95.  Each compartment is the same size (2.1″ wide x 4.9″ high x 2.1″ deep) and has an individual mirror back. The action figures can be mounted onto our action figure stands (sold separately) for stability.


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Bizarre February 23, 2005 posted by

Flame on!

Exhaust Flamethrower Kit. One. Little old ladies, for the scaring of. Sir! From $49.95.  You’ve seen exhaust flame thrower kits in the movies. Now you can have one on your car. Don’t settle for a cheap kit that only includes a few pieces, or for kits that charge over $100 more than our kits!…The UltraGear Exhaust flame thrower kit will allow you to shoot flames out of your exhaust at the press of a button!…includes a control box, switch, wire,…


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Bizarre February 18, 2005 posted by

Low flyer.

Nope, not Photoshopped, just a very very strange airport approach in the Antilles. Another one here.


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Bizarre February 8, 2005 posted by

Paint yer wagon.

ReActive Neon Paint. There has to be a reason this exists, right? $6.99.  Add a truly personalized touch to anything within range of UV-lighting using this unique neon paint. The paint is easy to apply thanks to an applicator brush built into the cap (like nail polish or white-out). Use it to mod your keyboard, mouse, or anything that is frequently introduced to UV-lighting to really show your inner geek! The paint goes on easily, leaving behind just a slight…


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