If I had the money, I’d definitely send a Bulletproof Press Vest out to a few members of our honourable…cough…profession to help protect them in times of crisis. Like when they’d written something derogatory about Tom Cruise or Michael ‘Too Big To Fail’ Arrington.
The picture above actually features Joel Johnson of BoingBoing at work. Few people realise he was actually a location scout for a Beverley Hills based SWAT team for several years before he became a journalist. Straight up. I like also the fact that the protection level is ‘unaffected by moisture’, knowing as well as I do how damp some hacks can get whilst under pressure.
Bullet, fragmentation and stab resistant…Designed to provide media representatives with distinctive and comprehensive protection. Ideal for extended use in higher risk environments. Utility and mobile phone pockets included, the vest comes complete with carrying case.
Schießt mir bitte in den Kopf!
Das sagt die Weste…