The Unbreakable Super Umbrella keeps off the rain, thank goodness, but also features a rather big secret. Furl the thing, grasp the handle firmly and swing and you’ll find it’s strong enough to give a mountain lion a headache, let alone a random street thief. This anti-mugger marvel is made of lightweight but very strong metal which gives it the heft of a steel pipe, but all nicely formatted into a real working umbrella. Legal, and effective. $179.95.
Our Unbreakable Umbrellas are handcrafted in limited quantities in Europe, from highest quality materials. Unbreakable Umbrella frames are warranted not to break under normal use (no throwing it under a heavy truck or a train, no chopping it with an axe, no banging it with a hammer, no throwing it into a wood chipper, no setting it on fire, or subjecting to other abuses). This warranty does not cover fabric, nor does it cover damage caused by abuse or accident (such as throwing it under a train or a bulldozer, and subjecting it to other similar unreasonable stresses).
