People seem to have a problem with those who wish to use a bow and arrow pretty much anywhere, even if they don’t have dangerous tips at the end. If you can’t go without using a bow and some sort of projectile, you may want to look into getting the Classic Bow and Mallow.
This NERF-looking bow with a long clear tube on it can actually holster about 25 mini marshmallows and can fire its delicious ammo up to 30 feet. All you is fill the chamber, aim and release! You can fire them of one at a time or go medieval on someone and unload your entire stock. The drawback on the bow creates the air pressure in the ammo chamber that will give you all the speed and distance of any arrow Legolas could fire. This bow only costs about $32, and should be found in any fun-loving office or household.