Looking like something Darth Vader rejected in his Evil Idol costume auditions, the Eyezone Massager is supposed to ‘revitalise your eyes and banish bags, pain and puffiness.’ Just perfect for those geeky peepers we reckon, especially after a long night pounding the Everquest beat. �14.95 ($24.67).

‘The Eyezone Massager was developed using the principles of Chinese acupuncture and massage and magnetic therapy. Massaging the eyes stimulates circulation which tones the surrounding muscle tissue, reducing bags, dark circles and the signs of swelling or puffiness. Your eyes will look brighter and feel less tired and strained.’