Universal Teddy Remote. $19.95. Yep, I can see it right now.
“Pass me the remote, hon, there’s a great movie on Channel 9.”
“No.”
“Aw, c’mon, not again….”
“Nope, he’s mine an’ I won’t let you. There, there little one, mommy won’t let nasty daddy crush all your likkle toesies like he did last time…”
“Oh good grief….where’s that All-in-One?”