I just ADORE the idea of the Pet Phone. What a shame it’s currently not in stock, ’cause this is high technology at its very finest.

“Hi, Dan? Yeah this is Tiddles. Er..can you stop off at the 7-Eleven and pick up some Meow-Mix on your way home, we’re right out. Yeah the organic vegetarian will do. What…? Ah..nothing much, just hanging out by the goldfish bowl and stuff. Yeah…see ya later. Ciao.”

‘The Pet Phone allows your pet to answer and hang up the telephone by stepping on a platform (stepping off hangs the phone up automatically). No more long, lonely days for your pet. Call your pet during your lunch break, or just for fun! For pets 1 pound to hundreds of pounds…Comes ready to use with a high quality telephone built inside. Simply plug in the phone jack to your phone outlet.’