The RAM LED Belt Watch has a black face. You’d think it’d be a red face from doing all those jobs at once – like telling time and lighting the way – but no, it’s black. Pitch. As in $19.99.

Solsuno Watch. Now watch my finger as it moves slowly in front of your eyes. You need a watch with 138 blinking LEDs, you need a watch with 138 blinking LEDs, you need a watch…. Convinced yet? $149.99.

‘the Solsuno Watch…incorporates LEDs to display hours, minutes and seconds as well as the day of the week, day, month, year and more. The hours and minutes are displayed with red LEDs and the seconds in green, yellow and red LEDs…The display operates consistently in flickering mode, which means it blinks briefly every second to conserve the battery.’