Bill Wyman’s Signature Metal Detector is…ah…hold on, hold on. Is it still April 1st? <rustle> Ah nope. Mmm…OK. So Rolling Stone legend…hold on, are you sure it’s not April…OK OK. Right. Veteran rock and roll bass player…nah, can’t do this, you’ll have to read it yourself. £125.00.
“My Bill Wyman Signature Detector is lightweight, easy to use and affordable – yet has significant performance levels. It is the ideal metal detector for anyone starting out treasure hunting” Bill Wyman, Musician, former Rolling Stones bassist, keen amateur historian and authority on metal detecting…The Bill Wyman Signature Detector is a lightweight treasure finding Instrument ideal for newcomers to detecting of all ages – incorporating all the latest developments in location technology. It is child’s play to use and you don’t have to worry about technical controls.
Holy sh*t ferret. I thought you photoshopped this image, but no, it’s really on bill wyman’s metal detector website along with his find of a treasure chest of leprechaun’s gold that he has located. Is this the effect of syphilis perhaps or is it just that all seniors eventually succumb to metal detecting and “murder she wrote” re-runs.