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The Harmony Chip – health through quantum mechanics

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The Harmony Chip uses quantum mechanics to ‘bring a dramatic rising to the quality of every aspect of your life’. Yes folks, the ultimate ‘cure-all’ has arrived. Just one small pack will do so much you will be literally astounded out of your socks. In fact your socks will probably leave home shortly thereafter, having been so shocked that they will not be able to live with you any longer. Please note extra socks are not included in the price of this cosmically unbelievable product range. From $197.00.

 For example, high blood pressure is caused by waste products from normal metabolic activity being deposited in the arteries necessitating that the heart pump much more strongly in order to get the blood through. Medicine would seek to reduce high blood pressure by chemically imposing a thinning of the blood (with many unpleasant side-effects). The Harmony Chip removes that which has so weakened the blood that wastes are deposited. The strengthened blood takes up the deposits which are then discharged via the kidneys etc. and the blood pressure is permanently normalised over a few weeks.

Red – who has written posts on The Red Ferret Journal.


2 Comments

  • Just for the sake of balance, could you please mention the six month 100% money-back satisfaction guarantee?

    Thank you
    Karma Singh

  • I think you just have Karma. :-)

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