FOR SALE – One Imperial Star Destroyer. Current bid �305.00. Daddy grounded me. Said I’d neglected my English and spent too much time playing with my Yoda Barbie.

‘Darth Vader�s flagship was the ISD I Devastator. It is recognisable from ISD IIs by its bridge tower. Vader last used the Devastator when he tracked down and captured Princess Leia�s ship over the planet Tatooine. The rear engines can be ignited with a simple push…