You don’t need a proper theme song to be a successful superhero, but it couldn’t hurt, right? Look at how awesome Batman is, and he had an amazing tune that we all know and love. If you want some background music to your life, or just want to blast your hero-music whenever you’re about to do something in the name of justice, you’re going to need a discreet speaker system to make that happen.
The Batman Belt Buckle with Speaker is far more than a symbol, as it will let you hook up any music player that has a headphone jack. It’s grey with the classic symbol of Mr. B, and measures 4.5×3”. You’ll need two AAA batteries, and it will cost you around $25. This will be your first step in learning how to save the world. Next you’ll need years of martial arts and weaponry training. This is a good first step though, right?