You can now buy yourself an official noble title from the Principality of Sealand. Lord or Lady Hacker would be nice, wouldn’t it? Just hand over your £19.99 and your life will change for ever. Honest.
“This Indivdual Noble Title Award is approved and granted by our Sovereign, the Head of State and the Royal Family of Sealand, and is based upon the constitutional laws of our government, established in 1967. This award is given in recognition of your financial support towards the welfare and developement of Sealand and the desire to become part of our independent Sovereign State”