Fed up with the posturing of the entertainment industry in the every widening ‘war against media piracy?’ Then why not bid to have lunch with Jack Valenti, president of the Motion Pictures Association of America, who with Hilary Rosen of the RIAA make up the most public part of the crusade against technology?

The Lunch with a Leader online auction is a charitable initiative which is offering all sorts of celebrity lunches for our delectation. The bid for Valenti currently stands at $550.00 with 3 days to go, but you can also proffer some cash for Arnie Swarz, Agassi, Larry King or Pat Boone amongst others. [via madville]