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Blandito literally makes you a human burrito

When you think of the living room, lounging around or sleeping comes to mind. Most of the time you’ll have something along the lines of a couch, chair, and some end tables lying about. Unless you have a pull-out bed though, you’re only going to be able to sit or lay in predefined positions. This can be really uncomfortable, and have you waking up with neck or back pain.

Unless you have non-traditional furniture like the Blandito that is. This thing is a blanket, couch, sleeping bag, and much more, all literally rolled into one. There are different sizes that will be suited for everyone from kids to adults, as there is a small, medium, and large. Thanks to its flexible frame, it can become basically whatever you want it to be. I’m aware that these look like giant dog beds, but you can’t tell me you’ve never wished there was a human-sized one of those things for sale. The only thing I would be worried about would be the padding becoming lumpy over time. Currently these aren’t available as they’re just making it large-scale production, but more information should crop up soon.


  • Mmmmm, sleeping in a giant vagina.

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