Yo, sup. Wass happenin’, dog? Need some treatment for that pinkie burn? Grab some Bling Bandages and make yo’self a playa. Checkit. $4.95. <with apologies to Wm F. Shakespeare>
Cover up your minor cuts and scratches with an extravagant display of fake wealth! Each 3-3/4″ tall metal pocket tin contains fifteen 3″ x 1″ latex-free adhesive bandages with sterile gauze and a FREE PRIZE to help make even the ouchiest owies feel all better in no time.