Water is usually quite clear. If it’s not, it’s not recommended that you drink it. Unless it happens to be black. In that case you may be drinking Blk, the water that makes it look like you’re chugging a plastic bottle full of ink.

Even though this stuff looks like someone went nuts with the food coloring, it tastes just like good old H2O. It’s packing a bit more than your standard bottle of hydration. This water has been supercharged with humic and fulvic acid which doesn’t sound like anything you would want to drink but it’s probably safe. Probably.

It also has been fortified with minerals and electrolytes (it’s what plants crave!), like Gatorade but in water form. This is great if you want to stay hydrated but the stuff that comes out of the tap just isn’t metal enough for you. At the gym? Drink this after a workout, everyone will think you’re chugging engine oil because you’re so hardcore. You can pick up a six pack for $23.49.