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Body bop.

Does my bum look visercal in this?

The Total Innerscan. £129.99. Look, you don’t want to just measure your weight ‘cos that’s for wussies. You really really want to measure your Visercal Fat Rating, Bone Mass, Basal Metabolic Rate, Metabolism Age, Muscle Mass, Physique Rating, Athlete Mode, Body Fat % and….gasp…. Body Water %.

Then kill yourself.

5 Comments

  • Will that scale “protect this house”?

  • For you UK women, this scale says “hey, one at a time.”

  • Naughty Hugh, go to the back of the class. :-)

  • When is the best time of day to weigh yourself? Paula

  • There’s never a best time to weigh yourself Paula. Only the least worst. Probably in the morning when your stomach is empty and your eyes are full. :-)

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