Boss giving you a hard time? Neighbor being a jerk? Maybe you tried talking through you issues but if that failed, then there’s a Bowling Ball Mortar Cannon that has their number and it can be yours for cost plus shipping and handling. Note: Red Ferret does not condone shooting cannons at people who upset you. The first part of this paragraph was a joke. Do not fire cannons at people.
But for real, this is a cannon that shoots bowling balls. It can shoot said bowling balls for up to almost a mile, depending on how much powder you put into it and the angle you shoot it off at. You can also do close range shots if your backyard isn’t so big. Or you don’t want to have to trek through fields to retrieve your bowling ball.
The seller is upfront in that you can build one of these yourself but warns that it’s a dangerous device and getting it wrong can go very wrong for something like your fingers. Of course, if you’re into buying one of these, then your sense of danger is probably pretty low. You can get your hands on one of these starting at $1,545.