The Photoframe Aquarium combines a strangely conventional, if slightly clunky looking, photo frame with a fake fish tank. Complete with real water, plastic guppies and a single battery. Now you may think that plastic fish cavorting around your photo is a little out of plaice, and who are we to argue? $49.95 (£21.48).  Next, “just add water”, as they say in the classics, to the removable tank at the front. Finally, add 1 x D size battery (not included) and watch your sea creatures…

The Smart Power Strip. So are we talking Einstein here or what? Power surge protection, noise filtering and a sophisticated microprocessor based system to turn off your peripherals when a central device (e.g. a PC)is switched off. Great way to save electricity and possibly your equipment in an emergency. $34.95. [Thanks Kari]  The Smart Strip Power Strip features advanced circuitry that not only offers excellent power surge protection and line noise filtering, but is actually able to ‘sense’ the flow of electrical current through the strip’s…

The ArchPort Classic is a sneaker with a secret stash ‘wallet cartridge’. Perfect for hiding your…ahem…stuff while you’re working out or kicking back, or whatever else grabs your fancy. Don’t go thinking you’ll be able to store your Faberge eggs in there though, will ya? It’s only got room for 3 credit cards and a few Benjamins. $79.95. [Via Smartstuff]  ArchPort is a new and innovative technology that incorporates a patented wallet cartridge into the shoe sole. The Archport Urban…

The 1 GB OLED Digital Wristwatch comes with a very olde worlde leather strap, so you can pretend that you’re olde school, when in fact you’re nothing more than a petit-bourgeois poser of the worst kind. Of course that won’t stop you from impressing the locals with photos of your ex in glorious 1.5” full colour tiny-vision. An hour and a half charge will give you up to 8 hours playback, enough to bore the pants off everyone in the village….

The Cat Cable Clip is a suction cup based cable tidy system that’s designed to bring a smile to your face at the same time. Comes in a set of three, and will organise anything from power to Firewire cables, although the suction cups might struggle with heavyweight wires. $3.99.  Ani cable clips come with a set of three animal clips to organize your desktop. Use your cable clips to hold several cables together neatly, eliminating cable clutter from your…

The Homer HDO-1010 Bluetooth Audio Dongle turns any plain old HiFi system into a Bluetooth powered, wireless beaming, audio networking behemoth. Well OK, perhaps not a behemoth as such, but certainly it will get your sounds beamed to your BT headphones or speakers quicker than you can say ‘the RIAA suckz’. Play time 2 hours, standby 70 hours.  Connect your audio equipment to wireless Bluetooth equipped headphones and speakers. Compatible with CE,FCC and BQB regulations. Tags: homer+bluetooth+dongle, HiFi, wireless

The G-Force Big Ben LED Weather Station Clock. There seems to be a trend in calling clock things Big Ben right now, wonder why? Anyhoo, this one is a full on LED festooned (sorry Mike) atomic radio signal regulated, weather station, temperature gauge and calendar all rolled into one slinky form factor. $54.95.  In addition to a highly accurate, atomic clock and calendar, you’ll know the temperature inside your home and outdoors thanks to a battery-powered, wireless outdoor transmitter. This transmitter…

The Wii Combat Pack is just lovely. A cute likkle shield and a likkle foam sword to hold your all-important controllers. Awwww……slash and burn, baby, slash and burn… $19.00.  Improve your inspiration when playing games. e.g. Zelda, Red Steel, etc….. # Sword and Knife are made of foam material, it is safe for children # Making the game more realistic & fun # Comes with sword, knife & a shield… Tags: wii, combat+pack

The Hexadecimal Keys T-Shirt comes with a full set of hex keys printed out on it, although one set has mysteriously been removed. Redacted they call it in polite circles. No-one knows why, but the assumption is that it could be something to do with the attempt by the AACS to restrict the dissemination of a recently released unlock key for copying HD-DVDs. Weird huh? $14.99.  Lessons Learned: 1) When trying to keep a secret, serving people legal notice re:…

The Illuminated USB Oil Burner is just about the most ridiculous thing you’re ever going to stick on your office desk not only will your co-workers laugh at you for being such a pathetic and clearly deranged holistic loser, but you’ll also be the subject of derision from members of the opposite sex. Probably for the rest of your life. There, now don’t you feel better already? $39.95.  A USB powered oil burner with colour changing lights – is that…

The HouseParty Blu is a Bluetooth enabled speaker with iPod dock, which should allow you to play your top tunes from whatever Bluetooth device you find in your pocket at the time. Phone, iPod, Zen, Cabbage. Whatever. It’s got 30W output and a remote control and probably, no definitely, costs £79.99 all in.  HouseParty Blu provides high quality stereo sound for all your music players – iPod, mobile phone or other portable music player. Free your tunes from your mobile…

eStarling 2.0 Wi-Fi Photo Frame. Bloodied but unbowed from their savaging by The Giz in a recent review (conclusion – buyer beware), the eStarling folk have returned with a new model, version 2.0. At first glance it certainly looks cuter, but we’ll wait until someone out there has a real hands on (or we get a unit to play with) before commenting any further. You’ve still got to love the spec though, eh? $249.99.  With full web-based access you can control exactly the photos…