My grandmother used to make one pie a day, and it would be devoured before breakfast the next morning. That was back when every day was lots of hard work, home cooked meals were filled with calories, and it was only to keep up your strength. When you make pies everyday, there is a little variety in the mix. Don’t like Monday’s pie? Wait until Tuesday or Wednesday and have something new. Nowadays, we don’t eat pie as often, but…

There is a certain understanding for loving something. People can love something, and not be completely insane; it’s a normal thing. However, whoever made these Bacon Drink Tabs, something is definitely not right with you. Of course, I mean that in the most endearing way you can say it, but a flavor of such caliber should not be reduced to a mere tablet.

In the morning, you get up, grumble, and shuffle to the coffeemaker to turn it on. You are forced to wait, rather impatiently mind you, as the brown ambrosia drips down at breathtakingly slow speeds. However, you find that once you have your morning fix of caffeine, you’re bright-eyed and bushy tailed, and all seems right with the world.

If you wanted to start taking the first steps towards improving your fitness, the first obvious choice is changing the way you eat. Sure, you could do the diet change and eat more greens with less fatty foods, but what about changing the act of eating? What about using weights while at the dinner table? That’s right, the Eat Fit Cutlery Set is going to help you burn those carbs right as they’re going into your mouth. This set of…