The DIY Clock. As good a way of passing the time as any, I suppose. £21.99.
This nifty set comes complete with hands and a full set of self-adhesive numbers that you stick straight onto the wall. There’s a template for helping you to lay out a perfect circle if you’re planning on the conventional approach, but why sail with the tide when you stick them up any way you like. The wall you stick them on becomes the background to the clock, which always gets on-lookers a tad confused, and that can only be a good thing.