The Computer Bug Zapper. Hey, so it’s not exactly useful, but it might drag a smirk out of your boss as he leans on your cubicle to sneeringly deliver yet another stinging condemnation of your technological failings in a loud, high pitched voice. $9.99.
Just hang this battery powered dynamo over or near your computer, monitor, or desk, and turn it on. You can tell it’s working by the flashing lights and the buzzing sounds of computer bugs meeting their doom. Zzapp…zzapp. Computer bugs are history; extra crispy. And if you believe that, have we got some vaporware to sell to you! Actually, the Computer Bug Zapper does blink and buzz, but that’s all. Your job is to convince everyone around you that it works.