Why does it seem like the Chinese are starting to mess around with our Western tech obsession? Well for one thing, they’re starting to produce crazy products, like this COOLGTW 18 Projector Phone, which not only contains a tiny projector to beam your screen to a nearby wall, but also two SIM slots and two microSD card slots, touchscreen, an analogue TV set, FM radio, twin speakers, 2.0 megapixel camera and Bluetooth, WiFi yada yada yada…

That’s just insane. The battery life on the thing must rate in seconds with all of it switched on, and judging by the video of the projector, the resolution of the thing is somewhere deep South of Awful and it runs so hot it needs air vents. VENTS!! How long before our phones come with diddy internal fans? So what’s the point? Perhaps because they can and we can’t? Well for $186.00 you can find out for yourself.