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Diet Fork – lose weight via useless implements


Diet Fork. This little doozy promises to help you lose weight because it doesn’t work. That’s right a fork which has short dull teeth so you can’t pick food up with it. It’s also designed to be uncomfortable so you have to put it down often. Next week, a knife made out of asparagus. $8.95 for a 10 pack. [...and we love the tag line – ‘Making Dieting Fun!’ er riight!]

 Key Factors * Shorter and dulled teeth inhibiting user from grasping larger pieces of food at any one time * Smaller triangular shaped surface area allowing dieter to hold less food than many other forks * Uncomfortable grip compelling user to put fork down between bites, slowing the user’s eating speed

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