Nowadays it’s not enough to know your weight, your DNA structure and your genetic ancestry, you need to keep tabs on just about every inch of your physical body, otherwise you’re accused of being a slob. We’re not sure what’s wrong with slobs, someone’s got to keep couch makers employed after all. And who else is going to feed the pizza delivery guy’s family?
Anyway, if you’re at all concerned about your physique, you’ll want to go the extra mile and grab yourself something like this Digital BMI Body Mass Analyzer to ensure that you’re not missing a trick. By identifying your BMI and fat to body mass ratio, you’ll be able to spot the hidden pockets of triglycerides which are sapping your strength and will to live.
The device comes with a 9 person memory (perfect for all the family and friends) and will display your BMI, body fat percentage and ‘basic metabolism’ in around six seconds. Priced at $15.84.