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Doctor, doctor, gimme the news…

The Family Doctor Body Therapy Machine. 49.95 ($82.42). An electronic ‘muscle building, pain soothing, stress busting…’ wunderbox. Take two of these and see me in the morning. NEXT!

‘The Family Doctor offers a choice of six treatment modes, plus four auto-program modes for specific problems and areas of the body. Choose massage or acupuncture, or more unusual treatments such as cupping, currently a favourite of A list celebs such as Gwyneth Paltrow. The auto-programs are designed to ease aches, pains and ailments such as neck and leg pain and high blood pressure, and even to help shape your body…The Family Doctor works using minor electric currents to massage, soothe and stimulate your body.’

4 Comments

  • I always wonder about these spiffy devices that claim to relieve any kind of ache while simultaneously massaging your karma with love crystals. If they were that good, they’d hit headline news in no time. Sounds more like a technological version of Uncle Albert’s Wonder Linament…

  • Reckon I have to agree DM. Look pretty, though, don’t they? :-)

  • Huge fan of your site. but i cant find the link for the RSS feed anymore or contact info. Do you have either ?

  • Hi Ryan, thanks for the nice words. Er the link to the RSS is the second one down of the pretty boxes on the bottom left of the page. Under the search box. It’s orange. Right click it, copy shortcut and paste it into your reader and…bingo!

    The contact link is still there at the top left of the menu… section. Under About. It fires up your email client as usual.

    Hope that helps! :-)

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