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Dollar Firelighters – impress your friends and family with some serious 1% attitude


When it comes to impressing people, nothing speaks louder than cash. More specifically your casual attitude to all things money. And what better way to show your scorn for all your minion friends scrabbling to earn a decent crust, than to burn a stash to get the BBQ going?

These Dollar Firelighters look like a nicely rolled wad of dollar notes, and when you light it to get your fire going, people are going to be so impressed with your intelligence and clear business acumen, that they will invite you round for dinner and treats for years to come. Really. They will.


However, if for some strange reason that does not actually work out as planned, at least you’ll be able to enjoy a nice rack of ribs on your own, with some coleslaw on the side. You can purchase these firelighters for €7.95, which almost makes them a bargain. Almost.


  • Please, how plebeian. I light up with BitCoins. ;-)

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