Why would you want a Dual Screen Talking Golf Game thingumyjig? Well why not? FORE! $29.95.

‘Challenging hand-held electronic golf game simulates the sights and sounds of a competitive round � anytime, anyplace! The realistic sound effects include swing, applause, accolades and (unfortunately) a splash! Dual LCD screens simultaneously show a “bird’s-eye” view of the entire hole and the ground-level view from your current lie. The Hint option will select the best club and give caddy-like advice on swing power.’