The Panic Mouse Interactive Cat Toy. $27.99. Fun for 2 seconds? And such an alluring and mouselike shade of yellow, don’t you think?

‘The Panic Mouse is the world’s greatest interactive cat toy…its built-in computer board signals a battery-powered motor, creating random and unpredictable, “mouse-like” movements…The Pink Nose adjusts the speed movements to allow slower speeds for kittens and faster speeds for adult cats.’