Guys, you know how you’re always being picked on at rest stops? How those jock types have got it in for you, just because you know how to spell Nietzsche and carry your iPad in a canvas bag? Well there’s some people who’ve been watching, and they know exactly what you need.

The FunkyBod Undershirt is a ‘muscle enhancing’ garment which apparently accentuates the pectorals, shoulders, biceps, and other assorted muscle groups to give you that truly macho look. The creators are pitching it as a sort of equivalent to a lady’s padded bra, to be worn under a top as a confidence booster.

We can’t help feeling this could lead to all sorts of embarrassing moments, but who are we to judge those with needs? The product is available in black or white, and comes in a variety of sizes (although the Large and XS sizes are currently out of stock – make of that what you will). Priced at £29.99 with global shipping available. Yowsers.