Why be bashful? If you’ve got what it takes, flaunt it with this Geek Crime Scene Tape. Drape it decorously around your cubicle, barricade your bedroom door, go wild. Your friends and family will definitely appreciate your sensible and refined approach to life. Really! $4.95 per 50′ roll.
Your home, office, and bathroom are already crime scenes, aren’t they? Make it official! Choose from “Genius at Work” and “Geek Inside” — or get them both and get really creative. After all, both statements are true or you wouldn’t be reading this.