Nothing will say ‘I love you’ more this geeky Valentine’s Day than a beautifully crafted Cat 5 cable bracelet in matching his and hers (OK unisex) styles. Just part of a selection of exclusive prop-head gifts now on offer at Think Geek. No mention of whether they’re crossover or straight pair unfortunately.

‘Each bracelet contains 8 wires, twisted into 4 pairs of two, then individually attached to a jump ring and a lobster clasp. Your bracelet will arrive packaged in a germ free and very cool petri dish.’