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GoateeSaver – real men don’t eat quiche, instead they shave smart…


The GoateeSaver is a new product to help men protect their goatee beard from the perils of bad shaving. That’s right, you adjust the template, insert the tab into your mouth and shave around the outside of the plastic gizmo. Result, a perfectly even mini-beard with no nasty chunks cut out or other imperfections. Words fail to express how unbelievably useful we consider this tool to be. No really. $19.99.


 Tired of the constant struggle every morning trying to get your goatee to look perfect? GoateeSaver revolutionizes the way you shave and trim your goatee. GoateeSaver can be customized to your face in seconds, with three easy adjustments. Just slide it over your mouth and shave to get the perfect look that women will admire and men will respect.


  • So how do you shave up close to those plastic edges? Might work with a DE razor, or open blade, maybe even clippers, but it is going to be a pain (excuse the pun) to shave around that thing with a safety razor!

  • A new height in stupid. If you really feel the need for something like this, it would be child’s play to make your own.

  • Yes, it seems a bit ridiculous to have a giant baby’s type pacifier to help men shave around a beard, but if it works, it’s cheap, and it save’s time shaving then let’s celebrate his ingenuity. Perhaps the goatee shaving guys will use any time saved for good not evil.

  • ^^^oops

    saves time

  • My goat loves it!

  • This would be more embarrassing than riding a moped or being caught on a bad date. You’d never live it down.

  • Goatees’s are soooo lame. The only people who wear them anymore are losers who desperately want to find a way to look menacing, as they were cowering in fear when black men were wearing them when they were fashionable 20 years ago, and thought they would make them look menacing now too. Turns out all it does is help hide the double/triple chins. So lame…

  • Hey, hey, hey! Don’t diss the goatee. It looks particularly good combined with a ponytail – especially when you’re a bit thin on top.

    I’ve made my own though — I’ll upload a picture, when the bleeding stops


  • and I’m sure I remember our illustrious ferret with a goatee too

    (although maybe I’m just making him more glamorous than the reality)

  • where i could buy this GoateeSaver

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