Look, just because you don’t earn $40 million a year and get front page news status every time you pick your nose, doesn’t mean you should go without some little luxuries. Like this Golf Buddy Voice, a GPS powered clip on which at the touch of a button reads out the distance to the green to within 9 feet accuracy.
No more fumbling around for the wrong club or looking foolish in front of your boss as you hack your way from rough to sand. Now you just press a little button and up pops the correct distance to the front, center or back of the green and you’re golden. Of course you’ll have to then actually hit the little white thing on the grass properly, but we’re sure you’ve got that down no problem, right? After all, you did spend a lot of money on those expensive lessons, didn’t you?
As well as talking to you, the device also displays the distance on a small LCD screen, and it can even use its GPS to measure your drive length to give you bragging rights back in the clubhouse. It can speak in any of eight languages, operates for nine hours after a recharge of the Lithium battery, and you can download an additional 5000 golf clubs into the database if the one you’re playing is not available by default. Priced at $179.95. FORE!