The Happy U Rejoice Companion has the bestest product name of any gadget in history. What does it do? Um…well apparently it delivers some kind of massage service via a couple of stick on pads and a USB rechargeable vibration thingy. Sounds awesome no? Blissy Me Ecstatic Bunny. £9.77.
Singlechip programming design, inspired by Chinese acupuncture, and massage techniques it accurately imitates Chinese medicinal practices, and incorporates various masterful massage techniques into one comfortable treatment mode…Main Functions: * Relaxes the body and relieves fatigue; * Eliminates discomfort fast; * Helps keep you regular to rid the body of toxins; * Moves muscles to eliminate fat storage and help lose weight