Hello Kitty Static Remover. Don’t be shocked by the static on your door handles, just show them this Hello Kitty ornament and the static stuff will be so embarrassed for you that it will disperse immediately to cooler and more mature environments. $14.00.
Innovative desgin! Powerful static absorption. Greatly reduces your chance of getting shocked. Safe to open the door when Goblin disappeared.
Not something i’d use, but i’m sure the girlfriend would!!