Getting mail is not exactly an exciting part of the day. It usually means bills have come in, credit card offers, or coupons that you will never use. No part of your day should be boring, and you should live life to the fullest. So cut through that mail like there’s no tomorrow, and do it with a little Tolkien flare!

These Hobbit Letter Openers are sure to liven up your desk. It will also be quite useful in avoiding having mail that looks like it went through the shredder from trying to open it with fingers alone. You will have the option of Sting or Orcrist for your weapon of choice, and it comes in a wooden collector’s box. The letter opener is about 7” long, is officially licensed, and is an authentic reproduction. This will cost you about $30, and would be a good holiday present for Hobbit or Lord of the Rings fans.