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Hooded Zip Up Mosquito Jacket – stay clothed, stay safe

The Hooded Zip Up Mosquito Jacket

Outside of your house, there are thousands of coldblooded hunters, hungry for your blood. No, it’s not the vampire apocalypse, I’m talking about mosquitos. The tiny terrorists waiting to ruin everything good about summer. There’s hope though, with the Hooded Zip Up Mosquito Jacket, you can be protected without the use of harmful chemicals.

This is exactly what it sounds like. It is a hooded jacket with a face shield to keep your delicate flesh safe from those blood sucking vixens of the insect world. This is designed to be worn over your actual clothes, it’s made of mesh so it’s not a standalone piece. Bonus, it doesn’t just stop mosquitos, it will send any bug looking for the next meal somewhere else.

Of course, this jacket is of absolutely no use if you’re doing anything but walking through the forest fully clothed. I suppose you could go swimming in it or hang out in your backyard in it if you really want to. I mean, it’s your life. If you’re wondering how you’ll protect your legs (besides, well pants) there are also matching mesh pants. Humanity: 1. Mosquitos: Nothing. The Hooded Zip Up Mosquito Jacket is $59.95.

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