Spy Sunglasses. Laugh at me if you must, but allow me the pleasure of looking rearwards whilst trying to avoid tiny dogs and other assorted bric a brac in my path. $39.98.

‘Special lenses work like a car’s rearview mirror. Look behind yourself in complete secrecy. Always be aware of your surroundings. Not a toy, these spy sunglasses provide 100% protection against UV rays. Includes hard-sided eyeglass case.’

Fugitive Finder. $400.00. Hmmm…

‘This service will locate a cellular phones street address and GPS information for a date and time of your choosing. You give us the subjects name, cellular telephone number and social security number if available and The Pros will provide you with the current GPS coordinates of the cellular telephone. The phone must be turned on and in the United States. Works with all cellular phones and all cellular networks in the United States. You get GPS and the nearest street address! ‘