The iBalance Necklace from Oregon Scientific is a 24/7 personal ionizer which you wear around your neck. The necklace promises to neutralize ‘the build up of positive ions caused by modern living’, which sounds pretty fancy from where we’re sitting. The fact that you look a little like a part of someone’s domesticated livestock en route is a trifling matter. $39.99.
Negative ions encourage blood circulation and metabolism # • Maintains natural body balance improves sleep quality and thus allows the pleasure of a stress free life # • Neutralises acids caused by stress and environmental pollution by increasing the alkaline level of your body # • Can be worn 24 hours a day, ensuring optimal health condition round the clock, anywhere anytime.
Beware: ionized items attract thunder!