The Impatience Paper Hand is the perfect implement to have on your desk while you’re interviewing a nervous young thing. Of course, you’ll need something of a sadistic streak to use it properly, but we’re sure you can get that worked out, eh? $7.99.
Pure distilled impatience, turn the handle and listen to the tappety-tap of impatient finger rapping! Now pre-cut and pre-creased! Simply pop out the pieces and glue together. Complete step-by-step ifully illustrated instructions are provided.
I bought one of these several years back, and the assembly process was daunting at best. I think I finally gave up on it after a couple of days of trying to figure out the diagrams, and accidentally tearing off tabs of die-cut paper.