Instant Weight Loss Kit. Forget about all that fancy tech stuff, if you want to really lose inches off your waist you need this. OK, so it may be an elasticated tape measure and some useful labels, but that’s not the point is it? We’re talking self-esteem here people. £4.99.
The tiny 32 page booklet explains how the elasticated tape measure can be used to achieve any waist size desired. There are also special nutrition advice labels guaranteeing zero calories in any food they are applied to and more stickers to ensure the scales always give the ‘correct’ answer.
