Japanese Lucky Golden Poo. No, we have abso-chuffin-lutely no idea why you, or the great Japanese public, would think that attaching a little golden poo emblem to your person would make life better, but we’ve long ago learnt not to argue with weirdness. So here it is peeps, for your…ahem…enjoyment. From $4.99.
We recommend attaching them to your cell phone (as the Japanese do) for only lucky calls. You could attach it to your Wiimote for extra luck in gaming (Wii and Poo, together again!) You could buy the 2-pack and do both! Or you could keep one Lucky Poo for you and give one to a deserving friend. Because nothing says friendship than sharing Poo.
