John’s Gold Phone Bar is a quadband mobile phone. And not just a mobile phone, but ‘the simplest’ cell phone ever. We’re talking no camera, one ringtone, no texting, no silly touchscreen, and certainly no apps. Of any kind!
Just slot in your SIM card and make phone calls. Then hang up. That’s it. No wait…it does also come with an address book and pen attached to the rear panel. How terribly amusing. Priced at €99.95.
John’s Phone Bar is the world’s simplest brown cell phone: no frills or unnecessary features such as a camera, text messaging and an endless number of ringtones. You call, you hang up, and that’s it. John’s Phone is easy to use wherever you go.
